I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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