Don't you send me to vm
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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