After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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