Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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