garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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