So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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