Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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