You work out of a Hotel?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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