When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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