I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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