So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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