how can u be prego again
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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