thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There r osticjed everywhere
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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