Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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