have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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