Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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