i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
