...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The adults are the big ones right?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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