arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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