so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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