But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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