Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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