Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
The air taste purple.
Randomize