I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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