Me. At least after what I've been through.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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