OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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