We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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