dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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