Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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