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Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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