Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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