she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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