normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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