ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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