if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dignity is for republicans.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
