I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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