Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Randomize
