WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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