hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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