Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
