Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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