why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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