bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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