You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just cropdusted the office
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
