we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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