Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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