Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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