It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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