i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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