Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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