That's when you crack a 10am beer
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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