Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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