Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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