He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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