ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
This house was built for laser tag.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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