she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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